Wordle story.

I woke up with a huge crash, BANG! I looked around frantically, but I could see nothing. I tried so hard to see, but only darkness. I spoke, “Who’s there?” No answer, I got out of bed. I flipped the light switch on and was horrified to see what was no more. Half of my house was completely obliterated. There was nothing there but a little green creature with one big eyeball. IT’S AN ALIEN! It was coming closer….and closer… and closer…and then it was right in front in of my face and it……. FARTED! It smelled so bad I need a gas mask to survive it. My Cow died and the alien ran out of the room. I ran after him and was chasing him with forks. My goal was to stab his eyeball out and keep it as a souvenir, because they were pretty and I loved to collect eyeballs. I pushed the alien down the stairs and tried to wrestle him so I could get a hold of his eyeball. The alien fought back but I took a big spoon and I scooped out his pretty, juicy eyeball and sealed them safely in my eye collecting jar. The alien freak out he was so mad that I took his eyeballs but I don’t know why, I think he was pretty attractive that way. I mean, I would date him. I think the alien knew that I think he was cute that way because he started flirting with me. So I was like, “Nuh uh. I am not that easy.” So then I slapped the disgusting vermin with my purse and he died. I went back up into my room and fell asleep, only to wake up from my horrible nightmare.